I Could Pee On This And Other Poems By Cats
And Mrs Bennet has five unmarried daughters in want of husbands. Life is fairly uneventful until a promising young man, Mr Bingley, takes the nearby estate of Netherfield Park. And with him comes a handsome friend, whom the ladies see brooding in the corner at the next ball. The dashing Mr Darcy gains the admiration of every lady in the room, until, that is, he refuses to dance with Elizabeth Bennet. As time passes and their acquaintance grows, however, Mr Darcy begins to find Elizabeth's face rendered uncommonly intelligent by the beautiful expression of her dark eyes…
Here is a brand new abridgement of the classic Jane Austen novel – this time with a cute, humble and handsome cast of guinea pigs in the starring roles. It's even more dreamy to fall in love with a furry Mr Darcy. - See more at: http://www.bloomsbury.com/uk/a-guinea-pig-pride-prejudice-9781408865514/#sthash.Wjgn3AFi.dpufkkkkgsdf
Sometimes "Meow" just doesn't quite get the point across...
This book is full of poetry collections that humorously and faithfully depict the inner thoughts of cats.
With Titles that include:'Who Is That On Your Lap' 'This Is My Chair' and 'This Will Never End'